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[Ogisaka Ogilvieu]
Don! Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
I'm your host, Banana Man. Thank you for having me.
I'm your host, Ogisaka Ogilvieu.
[Ogisaka Ogilvieu]
One, two...
Ka-cha-ka-cha-ka-cha!
We're BQ News!
It's 2022 now.
Thank you for having us again this year.
Kimura-san, what are we doing today?
Let's look back at 2021.
We're BQ News!
Thank you!
Last year, Nogisaka 46 provided various news to the world.
Today, we're going to introduce you to some of the smallest news of the members.
First up is Nogisaka BQ News from January to March.
Nogisaka BQ News
Suzuki, neighbor moves out.
Asuka, gets sunburn.
Hayashi, gets treated to a meal.
Shibata, plays with his son.
Yamashita, wins thanksgiving party.
Tamura, Pino and two stars.
Kaki, cute cousin.
That's up is BQ News from January to March.
OK, let's continue with the first one.
Yes.
This happened before, right?
Yes.
The neighbor's remote control.
Yes, there's a problem where the electricity goes out on its own.
He moved out in January.
Who's next?
Why? Why are you clapping?
Is the remote control OK now?
The next neighbor.
It turns out that he goes to bed at 11 pm.
So, you move out and the electricity goes out on its own?
Yes, it goes out on its own.
Isn't that a different reason?
Please don't do that.
It doesn't matter who's next.
It doesn't matter who comes.
The rhythm has changed.
Oh, it has changed.
The person in front of me went to bed a little earlier.
Oh, I see.
So, the person next to you might be the detective.
Or you can change the electricity in Suzuki's room.
I'll consider it.
That's the solution.
Suzuki will move out someday.
Then, I'll move out.
I'm talking to you, but you're not listening to me.
No, I'm not.
Please let me know if you change your mind.
Yes, I will.
The next neighbor.
This one.
I'm curious about this.
Why are you covered in sunflower seeds?
What's this?
I moved out on a banana moon.
Oh, yes.
You moved out on a remote control.
Is it January?
Is there anything you want to say in this situation?
At that time, you said "You always have weird expression."
Excuse me?
Not now, after recording.
We are going to change jackets and masks.
At that time, you said "You always have weird expression."
It's not OK regarding a camera not moving.
Also, you communicated once.
In the screen, you also had weird expression.
Wait a minute.
You are badmouthing TARA.
When I told him about it, he said it's the same in the dressing room.
When I told him I wanted to see it, he sent it to me as a manager.
Oh, I see.
At that moment, my photo folder was covered with your photo folder.
Oh, I see.
Do you have a photo of it?
Do you have it?
When we had a meal together at a rehearsal, you were eating alone at a distance.
But you were grinning.
I was laughing a little.
You were eating alone. You didn't eat while talking with someone else.
You were eating alone at a distance.
But you were grinning all the time.
I still have it.
Was it "Caprico" when I was rehearsing?
Yes, it was.
I saw your face.
I thought it was rare and took a picture of you.
But you were in the back.
This is a practice of jokes.
You put a tomato in your mouth.
This is a practice of jokes.
Can I put it in my mouth?
When I was about to take a picture of you, you were eating alone at a distance.
Do you still have it?
Yes, I do.
Oh, I see.
This is very common.
What is it?
When there is nothing in the dressing room, you are eating alone like this.
Do you have all of them, Asuka?
All of them are in my photo folder.
Oh, I see.
If you have more, I will give you more.
Oh, I see.
Shall we move on?
Oh, Mayaji.
Did you invite Shinichi?
During the rehearsal of the concert, I was with Kakehashi.
At the vending machine, she said she wanted to go and buy tea.
Then, Shinichi and Asuka were there.
Asuka said...
Hey, do you have money?
No, I don't have money, but I need you, so give me some.
Oh, I see.
Asuka persuaded you.
Yes.
I had my own tea.
Then, Shinichi treated me to tea.
I still have that tea.
As a souvenir?
Yes, I can't drink it.
Oh, good for you.
I said, "Hey, don't drink it at all."
(Laughter)
That's amazing.
As a souvenir of treating you to tea?
That's when I talked with Shinichi for the first time.
Oh, I see.
I was very happy about it.
I thought I couldn't drink it anymore, so I kept drinking it.
Oh, you are rebellious.
Asuka said, "Why don't you give her some clothes?"
No, I do give her clothes.
I give her TAMURA and KAKI.
But, I've never seen her wearing them.
(Laughter)
You don't wear them?
No, I put them on the wooden hanger in my house.
(Laughter)
You care about them more than others.
You do, don't you?
They smell good.
Oh, I see.
So, it's hard for me to wear them.
So, I ask Ayashi and other members around here. "Can you get me a cup of tea?"
I sometimes think "Do you need it?"
You do, don't you? Do you need it?
See?
Don't you think so, Himawari?
You do, don't you?
You want long and thin pants, don't you?
OK, let's move on.
What's that?
Isn't it weird?
It's me.
Oh, do you have children?
No, I don't.
I have a dog named Koko, who is raised by my parents.
Oh, you have a dog.
And I have a video of me petting my dog like a Japanese girl.
Oh, you have a video of it.
Yes, it's so cute.
Are you a Japanese girl?
Look at me. I'm so cute.
I'm so cute.
Did you take this picture?
I took it.
You look like that.
No, I'm not.
You look different.
You look cute.
B-grade news is like this.
Fans can't see the members' bodies.
They can't see it now.
It's embarrassing.
Is it?
It's more embarrassing to see the members' phones.
It's really embarrassing.
Next.
Pino got two stars.
I really like ice cream.
I eat it a lot.
Some of you may think it's a lie.
It's been a while since I ate it.
You should eat it.
It's amazing that there are two stars in it.
The probability of one out of 500 stars is 0.2%.
That's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's like I took a picture in Caprico.
That's right.
You don't have to say it.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I ate it once last year.
Two stars and one heart came out of it.
Wait a minute.
In the same box?
That's amazing.
Did you take a picture of it?
I didn't.
Why didn't you take a picture of it?
Two stars and one heart.
I took a picture of it on my mother's birthday.
You took a picture of it on your mother's birthday.
That's amazing, Caprico.
There's no picture of it, so it's likely a lie.
I want a picture of it.
It's big without a picture of it.
I've had all the stars come out of it.
I didn't take a picture of it.
It's bigger than Tamura's.
It's amazing.
Tamura is like that.
Let's move on.
I'm looking forward to it.
I saw this picture before.
Really?
She is cute.
She loves oysters.
Her older sister and younger brother also sent me a picture of it.
Let me see it.
Haru-chan, good luck.
Is this the picture you sent me before?
Yes, it is.
Haru-chan, you can do it!
She is cute.
She loves oysters.
She is really cute.
She always sends me pictures of oysters.
She always supports me.
Does she do like this?
Yes, she does like this.
She does like this.
It's amazing.
Look at her right eye.
She loves oysters.
She loves B-class oysters, too.
It's amazing.
What are you talking about?
From April, B-class oysters will be sold in Nogizaka.
Tiguchi, get Aya-chan to do a PV.
Akimoto, discover the secret of tongue twisters.
Seimiya, overdo it at a concert.
Tamura, cut your hair 13cm.
Suzuki, get Himura to treat you.
Yoda, of course, is forced.
Yamashita, wear Asuka.
That's all for April and June's B-class news.
Now, Tiguchi.
Yes.
Aya-chan.
Yes.
Before, when I was asked by Himura-san to collect discarded goods,
I gave him a birthday present that I was supposed to give to Aya-chan.
Do you remember that?
Oh, this one.
Himura-san was about to commit suicide like cutting Daifuku.
I was about to be killed.
That friend of mine has a relationship of about 10 years.
He works for a video production company.
He has his own PV, his own 100-point video.
He is the director of it.
So, Tiguchi's PV is done by Aya-chan.
Yes, it is.
That's amazing.
That's a great story.
That's right. Since I was a student,
I've been joking about working together someday.
But it changed pretty quickly.
That's amazing.
That's right.
Today, I played with my 10-year-old best friend Aya- chan for a day.
Then, let's get started.
I think it will be like this.
With this voice.
Because Aya-chan is Himura-san's first name.
That's right.
Other than that, I have to say it properly.
That's amazing.
That's sad.
I see. You took it like a friend.
I love you very much.
I don't know you.
That's good.
I see.
You took it like a friend.
That's why you were able to take it like this.
It was fun.
My dream came true. I'm happy.
That's good.
The nickname "chima" was first used by Aya-chan.
That's right. When I was in middle school, on the day of my entrance ceremony...
From now on, I'm Hina Chima.
You've been involved in life for a long time.
That's amazing.
And you're wearing a necklace.
The girl at that time told me a good story.
Yes, in B-class news.
She's not B-class at all.
Let's continue.
What's this, Agini?
Yes.
It's a tongue twister.
I didn't discover it.
Chima discovered it.
There are tongue twisters like "right eye", "right ear", "right ear", "right eye", right?
It's difficult to say it three times quickly.
But I found it easy to say it with a little dialect like Ozono Momoko, who is a graduate student.
When you put down Ozono Momoko, you say "right eye", "right ear", "right ear", "right eye".
It's a point, isn't it?
"Right eye", "right ear", "right eye".
You can say it with a little dialect.
You can say it like that, can't you?
Do it with Agini.
"Right eye", "right ear", "right ear", "right eye".
And you can say it quickly.
You can't say it at all.
It's a tongue twister.
With this, we were excited in May.
Yes.
You can say it, too.
You can say other things, too.
When Doraemon puts out a tool like a helicopter...
Don't you put out a helicopter?
Nice, nice, nice.
A helicopter...
I should ride it, right?
Yes, yes.
Please say "helicopter".
"Helicopter"...
With that, it's easier to say various tongue twisters.
So, Doraemon and Nogizaka will try tongue twisters.
I'll say it normally.
First, say it normally.
"Normal".
"Sanshonkasu", "shinuchi", "shinshu", "sanshon", "sou".
I can't say it.
You can't say it at all.
Then, say it like Doraemon.
"Sanshonkasu", "shinuchi", "shinshu", "sanshon", "sou".
It's too late.
First of all, it's too late.
It's very late.
Just say it.
Himura-san, can you say it like Doraemon?
"Sanshonkasu", "shinuchi", "shinshu", "sanshon", "sou".
It's too late.
It's not like that.
It's too late.
What?
It's too late.
What?
It's too late.
You can imitate it, right?
Yes.
If Sagawa Eiko did it...
Sagawa Eiko would be too late.
Just say it like her.
Yes.
"Right eye", "Right eye", "Right eye", "Right eye".
You can't do anything to him.
His eye sight is very normal.
Sagawa Eiko cannot imitate you at all.
Oh my god!
You can say anything you like.
I can't say anymore about B-class's eyes.
I know.
B-grade news is still on!
Let's continue. Here it is!
Seimiya, you do it too much in live.
What is it?
This is...
When I did a live show as a fourth generation,
I did a song called "From the Second Kiss".
The choreography is...
"From the Second Kiss"...
Ah, that's it! That's it!
Seimiya Rei-chan obviously does it too much.
Really?
Speaking of Seimiya, she's energetic, but...
Where is it?
Number four!
Which one is Seimiya?
Ah, this is it!
(Ai-chan)
It's totally different!
You look like Ai-chan from "Spring".
The choreography is so different!
By the way, what does this mean, Seimiya?
No, please give me an excuse!
Before we started, we said "Let's do it with all our might!"
You did?
Is this faithful to the original choreography?
Well, I'd say it's Yakumo-chan's part.
She said "If you open up too much, you'll look like an idol, and you'll look vulgar, so let's do it with all our might!"
Those two obviously didn't open up.
Kakihashi and Kuromi opened up too much, and Rei- chan did it too much, so I'm having the most fun!
It's true that you look like an idiot if you're stopped here.
Kakihashi opened up too much!
It's true! Kakihashi, what's this? Why?
Kakihashi, you opened up too much, didn't you?
I said it because I thought it would open up.
Why?
Rei-chan opened up too much in my head.
Are you kidding me?
I thought I opened up too much.
No, you didn't.
No, you closed up.
I closed up.
You don't want to do it somewhere, do you? Opening up like this.
No, I don't know.
It's like the second episode of "Radio Taiso".
Ah, that's how girls do it!
It's like pooping, right?
Here.
But there are girls who do it all the time, right? That's how you do it, right?
But if you look at it like this, I'd like you to do it like "Samiya".
No, wait a minute. It's really embarrassing to stop you with that image.
"Samiya" is... You're not even singing, right?
You don't even have hands.
What's with you? You're wearing curry clothes.
You left your microphone behind.
I'm not singing!
The three of you are singing and I...
What part is this?
In front of the chorus, it's "tsuttaka-tattatta".
It's "tsuttaka-tattatta" for the second time.
Isn't it Norio-san?
That's right. "tsuttaka-tattatta", "tsuttaka- tattatta"
It's Norio Nishikawa-san's song.
The four of you are singing and one of you is singing "tsuttaka-tattatta".
I have to do it.
You're already "Samiya".
That's right.
Next.
Yes, Futamura.
Yes.
I cut my hair.
But...
Bananaman-san always notices everyone's changes.
"Did you cut your hair?", he says to the members.
Before, Kakeusayaka noticed that I cut my hair a little.
Kakeusayaka said, "You cut your hair a lot."
Yes, and I said, "I only cut it a little," and he noticed it.
I cut my hair 13cm, but he didn't say anything.
I thought you'd notice it, but you didn't.
I was nervous because I didn't know you'd notice it, but you didn't say anything.
You cut your hair 13cm?
I originally have hair under my chest.
You're right.
You cut your hair a lot.
You didn't even look at me.
You really cut your hair?
I really cut my hair.
I think you should cut it a little more.
Maybe it's because you can't open this space.
And you look like you're tying your hair up.
I'm not tying my hair up.
Your way of saying it sounds like an Aijin.
I'm not tying my hair up.
I'll keep an eye on you from now on.
You're acting weird.
Next.
What's this?
Yes.
What is it?
There's a store on the first floor of this studio.
I met Himura-san there.
I think you met him at the end of the recording.
He said he'd buy me anything, so I bought him something.
I see.
What did you buy him?
Drinks and cookies.
There's a lot of things.
Do you say "drinks" in a demonstration?
No, I don't say "drinks".
He's from the world of books.
Drinks and cookies.
Himura-san said he'd buy me something like "toro- maki" or "tekka-maki".
It's almost dinner time.
You don't have to say that.
What is it?
I didn't buy you anything.
On my way home...
I didn't buy you anything.
On your way home...
Yes, on my way home.
It's like a salad, isn't it?
Himura-san, you're not allowed to say things like that.
I didn't eat it.
Think about your wife and your health.
I didn't eat it.
Did you buy it?
I definitely saw it.
What did you say earlier?
I saw it.
No one buys "toro-maki" at this hour.
What is it?
I didn't buy it.
Please say it's a salad.
I didn't eat it.
One "toro-maki" with green onion.
What is it?
I buy things that are sold out before I go home.
Why do you say that?
It's a big incident.
You can't say that, Himura-san.
If you saw it, please say it.
It's fine.
Next...
What is it?
"Mocchio" was made.
"Mocchio" was made before, wasn't it?
That's right. About two years ago, my family's goat "Gonzo" was made.
Did you take that gross picture?
What is it?
It's not "what is it?"
A pretty gross picture has been sent.
That's right.
This time, a Pomeranian boy named "Mocchio" who lives in Tokyo made it.
I took a picture of it and sent it to my mother.
She said, "Who made it? It's gross."
Did you take a picture of it and send it?
I took a picture of it and sent it.
I got it last time, so I'm going to give it back.
It's blurred.
Who made it?
It's gross.
Your mother sent you a pretty gross picture.
"Gonzo" made it.
It's cute, isn't it?
I didn't think it was cute at the time.
But now it's like my own child.
Do you want to see it?
It's like Chanja.
It's slimy.
Did you think it looked delicious?
It looks delicious.
What's wrong with you?
It's the same.
After that, Asuka and Yamashita went on a secret trip?
Yamashita, what's this? Are you wearing it with Asuka?
Yes. Last year or so, I told Asuka Saito that her clothes were ugly and she was like...
I remember that.
It's unique. It's like a "tower" or something like that.
- A silver bag or... - I remember, I remember.
Well, I'm becoming more and more of a senior, so I'm like, "I'll do my best and wear the least amount of clothes I can."
- To look fashionable. - That's right.
So I bought a lot of new clothes and stuff.
When I was looking for my own shoes in the wardrobe room, I saw another pair of the same shoes next to mine.
- Huh? - I was like, "Huh? There are shoes like that?"
So I asked the wardrobe manager, "Which pair is this?"
- It was Asuka Saito. - Huh?
- You wore the same shoes as the fashion leader? - That's right.
- Which one? - I finally improved my own sense of fashion like Asuka Saito.
- You did it! You finally... - That's great!
- That's great, that's great! - You didn't copy her, did you?
- I didn't copy her. - You did it! You reached your goal, Asuka!
- I copied her a hundred times. - No, you didn't!
- No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no.
- I think I bought it before you did. - No, no, no, no.
- Wait, do you have a picture of it? - Yes, it's this pair of shoes.
- Oh, this is... - It's not a standard pair of shoes.
- It's not a standard pair of shoes, but it's still the same. - Yeah, it is.
- But you know, you've been wearing clothes that look like me since before you wore these shoes. - Huh?
- I knew you'd become Asuka Saito if you improved your fashion sense. - That's right.
- You admire me, don't you? - You did it!
- I won't let you say that I'm ugly because I copied you. - I don't want to give you clothes or anything like that.
- You haven't given me anything yet? - I'm not very confident about it yet.
- Do you want me to copy you? - Huh?
- Look, you copied me! That's great! - Really? I'm happy!
- Look, Asuka, you've become someone like me now. - Yes.
- I've become better than when I was a forest girl. - You were a forest girl?
- But you're wearing a tight leather pants like a forest girl. - I'd like you to keep your tight leather pants line. You're cool.
- I'm getting scolded from time to time. - That's not true!
- I feel a little different from others. - I won again!
- An old man is coming down.
- "Nogizaka Kouki Chuu Blu-ray" Vol. 5 will be released on January 26th.
- Let's draw lots!
- Ta-dah! A brick!